June 29th, 2011 2:56PM

Told one of us to "shut up Jew."  Trying to convince us that it was an auto correct problem.

June 29, 2011

RA called in sick today. N and I were suspicious. So I texted her.

J: Be honest RA, you're not coming in today because you're feeling particularly racist. Am I right?

RA: Shhh, Jew.

J: Oh. My. God.

RA: Oops. I meant "shhh, you."

Irony

The ironic thing about RA is that her phone number comes up as "Inglewood" when she makes calls.

June 28th, 10:42AM

RA - "God the woman there was so confused."

(smile)

J - "Was she black?"

RA - "No."

J - "Huh?"

RA - "She was Mexican."

Addendum

RA: "So this black lady goes on Twitter recently. She tweets Michael Barnathan and starts giving him shit about "The Help" saying it's a movie about black people made by white people... I'd like to say that Michael Barnathan is a very witty Jew"

The rest of the story isn't QUITE as racist so...that's all.

June 27th, 2011 9:35PM

RA -"So this black woman gets on twitter."

Me -"Hey, I'm getting coffee you got this?"

J -"All over it."

RA -"Dammit!"

June 21th, 2011 4:12PM

RA -"Ah, wiggity, wiggity, wiggity, whack."
RA -"Ha, I'm so black."

June 27th, 2011 6:33PM

RA -"She must wear a wig cause in her other pictures her hair's really bla...um, darker."

(We share a knowing wink.)

June 27th, 2011

6:15pm
-"It's down in very...ethnic part of town."
-pause
-"Um, what do you mean...ethnic?"
-"You know."
-(snickers from both of us)
-"no, no we don't"
-realizing...
-"Oh f you guys."