Sunday, July 17, 2011

Carmageddon Racism

According to RA's twitter, there is a strong hatred of "Chiggers". Go figure. She's even racist against small burrowing insects. I believe the accepted vernacular is "Chegros"

Monday, July 11, 2011

July 11th, 2011

J: Soooo, you do anything racist this weekend?

RA: I don't think so? Oh wait, I saw a black guy. I think he's a basketball player.

J: That'll do.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

July 7th, 2011 4:30pm

RA "innocently" suggests that visitors bring her enslaved British citizens. Claims it was a "typo."

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Special Post 4th of July...Post

So in a fit of Canada Day inspired Canadian rage (who knew), RA ripped an Asian guy's arms off and beat a black guy to death all while yelling stuff about Jews and Mexicans. It was awful. N wouldn't stop crying.

Unfortunately, none of this actually happened. We just didn't see RA all weekend. We just assume something like this happened in our absence.