Wow!

Oh my god, it's a Rice Rocket?

(Quite honestly, we're fucking stunned. Neither of us had heard that term before. We though this site was a joke but apparently not.)

8/15/11 11:33am

Actual dialogue:

RA: Let's see, it was Jessica Alba, Devon Sawa, Seth Green and Vivica A. Fox.
N: Hmm, Vivica A. Fox is different.
RA: That's cause she's black.
(pause)
N: Well, I meant cause she's considerably older.

Carmageddon Racism

According to RA's twitter, there is a strong hatred of "Chiggers". Go figure. She's even racist against small burrowing insects. I believe the accepted vernacular is "Chegros"

July 11th, 2011

J: Soooo, you do anything racist this weekend?

RA: I don't think so? Oh wait, I saw a black guy. I think he's a basketball player.

J: That'll do.

July 7th, 2011 4:30pm

RA "innocently" suggests that visitors bring her enslaved British citizens. Claims it was a "typo."

Special Post 4th of July...Post

So in a fit of Canada Day inspired Canadian rage (who knew), RA ripped an Asian guy's arms off and beat a black guy to death all while yelling stuff about Jews and Mexicans. It was awful. N wouldn't stop crying.

Unfortunately, none of this actually happened. We just didn't see RA all weekend. We just assume something like this happened in our absence.

June 29th, 2011 2:56PM

Told one of us to "shut up Jew."  Trying to convince us that it was an auto correct problem.